Federation of Horsepower - Killa City Rock and roll

So, the previous Federation Official History and Archive was written in Sharpie on a Minsky's box which was carried around in Gregg's van for three years before being mistakenly thrown out with the rubbish outside of Westend Studio. When Troy joined the band in mid-2006 as Secretary General (doubling on lead guitar), he set about putting it all down in the interest of trying to remember just what happened. In other words there are three years worth of shows prior to that time which shall not be accounted for here. At any rate, here is The Federation Not-Really-a-Show-Chronology:	Notes and ephemera.
July 30, 2006 - Fred P. Ott's - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Broken Teeth -Troy's first show	Troy's first show
August 18, 2006 - The Brick - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Big Iron Crazy Talk	Photo: Slimm Adkins
August 19, 2006 - The Brass Rail - Gladstone, MO Federation of Horsepower	Double Lung Bike Run benefit on a scorching parking lot in mid-afternoon. As you can see this was a "day game after night game" scenario. "The Gig."
September 6, 2006 - Mike's Tavern - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Charley Horse The Paybacks	Johnny Catfish spent a few months in Thailand and Cambodia around this time. We had a couple blokes fill in for him. Mason Fann on bass
September 23, 2006 - The Jackpot Saloon - Lawrence, KS Federation of Horsepower Last of the V8s Spook Lights	Brock Ginther on bass
October 18, 2006 - Record Bar - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower 400 Blows Fresh Kills	Brock Ginther on bass
October 28, 2006 - Community America Ballpark - Kansas City, KS - Freaker's Ball Motorhead Buckcherry Jackyl Crossfade Federation of Horsepower Lowkuss	Brock Ginther on bass Yes, fucking Motorhead
November 3, 2006 - Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club - Kansas City The Tombstones (Austin, TX) Federation of Horsewpower Big Iron Mi Corazon Negro	Brock Ginther on bass
November 18, 2006 - Bartle Hall - Kansas City Powerman 5000 Roman Numerals Federation of Horsepower Thrust	Brock Ginther on bass
November 25, 2006 - House of Bricks - Des Moines, IA Federation of Horsepower Pearls and Brass On a Pale Horse	Brock Ginther on bass
January 14, 2007 - Knucklehead's Saloon - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower	The return of Johnny Catfish This show was scheduled as a video shoot for "Hot Rails." The weather was so shitty and icy that the opening band (Crazy Talk) wrecked their van and canceled and the turnout was terrible. None of the footage was used.
January 20, 2007 - Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Whiskey Boots Diamond Heart Club
January 29, 2007 - The Hurricane - Kansas City Broken Teeth Federation of Horsepower Hydrafader
February 15, 2007 - Record Bar - Kansas City Sister Mary Rotten Crotch Federation of Horsepower
March 1, 2007 - Grand Emporium - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower The Devils Rides Out Waste of Hate Cause for Retribution	Photo: Phil Peterson
March 3, 2007 - The Brick - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Bleeding Hands
March 20, 2007 - The Hurricane - Kansas City National Fire Theory Federation of Horsepower The Paybacks
April 7, 2007 - Hale Arena - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower	Kansas City Roller Warriors season opener
April 13, 2007 - The Newsroom - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower The Devil Rides Out Outlaw	Manny Herrera tribute
April17, 2007 - The Brick - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower -Special guests Bill Latas, Erik Voeks, Mike Meyers	Photo: Michael Forester
May 5, 2007 - Knucklehead's - Kansas City Federation of Horsepower Blue 88 -Bikers Against Child Abuse benefit rally	What's so goddamn funny, anyway?
May 8, 2007 - The Brick - Kansas City, MO Honky Federation of Horsepower
May 18, 2007 - Lemmons - St. Louis, MO Federation of Horsepower Captain Yonder Pelvic Girdles	Photo: Phil Peterson
May 19, 2007 - The Alley Cat - Nashville, TN Federation of Horsepower Christine Falls City Angels -Ton Up Bike Rally	Photo: Phil Peterson
June 9, 2007 - Liberty Memorial - Kansas City, MO ROCKFEST	Photo: Phil Peterson
June 23, 2007 - Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower The Throttlers Last Call Girls
June 24, 2007 - The Beaumont Club - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Last of the V8s Super Black Market Rich Boys
July 7, 2007 - House of Bricks - Des Moines, IA Federation of Horsepower DI-FI On a Pale Horse
July 13, 2007 - Westport Beach Club - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower The Architects The Beautiful Bodies
August 11, 2007 - Full Throttle Saloon - Sturgis, SD Saliva Powerman 5000 Federation of Horsepower Corpus
September 2, 2007 - Boulevard Drive In - Kansas City, KS Federation of Horsepower Outlaw Royal Dead
September 8, 2007 - Crossroads Music Fest - The Brick - KCMO Federation of Horsepower and a bunch of others
October 13, 2007 - Korruption - Kansas City, KS Federation of Horsepower On a Pale Horse National Fire Theory Buddy Lush Phenomenon	Photo: Phil Peterson STAY DOWN CD release party Chris Fugitt's final show
December 6, 2007 - Harrah's VooDoo Lounge -North Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower	The return of Kriss Ward
December 21, 2007 - Uptown Theater - Kansas City, MO KISS Alive Pompous Jack Federation of Horsepower The Seraphim	Photo: Slimm Adkins
December 22, 2007 - Miami County Fair Grounds - Paola, KS Federation of Horsepower a bunch of others	It's a long, sad story.
February 2, 2008 - The Brick, KCMO Federation of Horsepower Shame Club The Shaker Hoods	Photo: Phil Peterson
February 12, 2008 - recordBar - KCMO Supersuckers Federation of Horsepower Klusterfux
March 28, 2008 - The Riot Room - KCMO Federation of Horsepower The Shaker Hoods Hydrafader Rocker Lips	Photo: Slimm Adkins
April 11, 2008 - Davey's Uptown - KCMO Federation of Horsepower Thunderosa ( Austin, TX) Iron Guts Kelly	Photo: Slimm Adkins
April 19, 2008 - BIKELAHOMA - Pryor, OK Jackyl Federation of Horsepower Bang Tango (seriously) Crooked X Lots o' others	Some of these people are wasted.
May 3, 2008 - Frankie D's - Kansas City, KS Federation of Horsepower Shaker Hoods Circle of Trust -B.A.C.A. benefit
May 3, 2008 - Charlack Pub - St. Louis, MO Trip Daddys Federation of Horsepower Bitch Slap Barbie
May 7, 2008 - The Riot Room - KCMO Federation of Horsepower 1950 D.A. Dollhouse Rumor
June 14, 2008 - The Pig - Independence, MO Federation of Horsepower Canvas Columbian
July 13, Mission Theater - Mission, KS Federation of Horsepower The Throttlers The Big Iron The Allsorts Bombs Over Broadway Under the Black Sails
July 19, Funky Munky Music - Shawnee, KS Federation of Horsepower The Rumblejetts
July 26, 2008 - The Riot Room - KCMO Federation of Horsepower The Sixteens Cretin 66
August 1, 2008 - City Market - KCMO Judas Priest Jackyl Drowning Pool Federation of Horsepower	Photo: Larry Perez
August 8, 2008 - Backyard Bar - Tulsa, OK Federation of Horsepower Chuk Cooley & the Demon Hammers
August 9, 2008 - The Double Wide - Dallas, TX Federation of Horsepower Kansas City Faggots	Not pictured: crickets
August 29, 2008 - recordBar - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Texrays Big Iron
September 13, 2008 - House of Bricks - Des Moines, IA Federation of Horsepower On a Pale Horse
September 26, 2008 - Riot Room - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Whiskey Boots Buddy Lush Phenomenon
October 5 , 2008 - Fred. P. Ott's - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Under the Black Sails
October 21 , 2008 - The Brick - Kansas City, MO Ghoultown Federation of Horsepower Shaker Hoods	Photo: Todd Zimmer
November 7 , 2008 - Fuel - Overland Park, KS Jesse James Dupree & Dixie Inc. Federation of Horsepower	Photo: Wasted guy I kept stepping on
November 21 , 2008 - The Keystone - Joplin, MO Federation of Horsepower Kyleen
December 17 , 2008 - Harrah's VooDoo Lounge -North Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower -98.9 The Rock's Harley contest	Photo: Slimm Adkins
December 20 , 2008 - Wicked Sister's - Ottawa, KS Federation of Horsepower Sink or Swim State Dependent Learning
February 6 , 2009 - Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Burning Fifteen Sink or Swim
February 15 , 2009 - Fred P. Ott's - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Bombs Over Broadway	The view from the crow's nest at P. Ott's, apparently.
March 6 , 2009 - The Keystone - Joplin, MO Federation of Horsepower The Dirty Thirds
March 7 , 2009 - The Brick - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Wild Chipmunk & The Cuddlypoos	Photo: Ryan Marchman
March 28, 2009 - Wicked Sisters - Ottawa, KS Federation of Horsepower Cretin 66
March 29, 2009 - Crosstown Station - Kansas City, MO Broken Teeth Federation of Horsepower The Shaker Hoods
April 17, 2009 - Riot Room - Kansas City, MO Federation of Horsepower Chuk Cooley & The Demon Hammers The Big Iron
April 30, 2009 - Champs - Joplin, MO Federation of Horsepower American Lowlife Kyleen
May 1, 2009 - Room 710 - Austin, TX Split Hoof Thunderosa Federation of Horsepower Snakeskin Prison	Photo: Photograpy by Maurice
May 2, 2009 - Headhunters - Austin, TX Capricorn USA Federation of Horsepower Ese Steppin' Razors Canobliss
May 30 , 2009 - Liberty Memorial - Kansas City, MO ROCKFEST	Photo: Kelly Frickey
July 24, 2009 - Aftershock - Merriam, KS Federation of Horsepower Rocker Lips Forty Dead Men Everybody's X	Photo: Ryan Kramer
August 13, 2009 - Fitzgerald's - Houston, TX Ese Federation of Horsepower Brutally Normal Sucker Fish
August 14, 2009 - The Dead Horse - San Angelo, TX Butcher White Thunderosa Federation of Horsepower
August 15, 2009 - The Dirty Dog - Austin, TX Thunderosa Bexar County Bastards Federation of Horsepower Meatwood
August 29, 2009 - Midland Theater - Kansas City, MO Steel Panther Federation of Horsepower	Photo: Slimm Adkins
September 19, 2009 - Wicked Sister's - Ottawa, KS Federation of Horsepower The Old Black State Dependent Learning
October 26, 2009 - Aftershock - Merriam, KS Broken Teeth Federation of Horsepower
November 13, 2009 - Davey's Uptown - Kansas City, MO The Throttlers (farewell show) Federation of Horsepower Haunted Creepys The Klusterfucks See Through Head	Photo: Slimm Adkins
November 28, 2009 - Aftershock - Merriam, KS Federation of Horsepower Black Gasoline Branded Fate The Buddy Lush Phenomenon
January 16, 2010 - Damage Control - Independence, MO Federation of Horsepower Isaac James Everybody's X 9 Volt Junkie
January 29, 2010 - Aftershock - Merriam, KS Federation of Horsepower The Architects The Mendoza Lie
February 20, 2010 - Davey's Uptown - Kansas City, MO Ese Federation of Horsepower Death Valley Wolf Riders The Brannock Device	Photo: Ryan Marchman